Lolitarun's Journals

The March List

For some reason, I can't edit the original... so we're just going to start it over here :).

So, the February list was fairly short. But March is already off to a good start, thanks to the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour. So, without further ado...

1) "It's the only rubber thing in my bag."
2) BRAINS
3) Spot The Cobra
4) "Hey look, it's Guy Ripley."
5) We are Tony's fangirls.
6) The fangirl squeal.
7) Chippendale sofa
8) Nunchucks (this one is going to make just about every list... I can see it now)
9) "Did he just say sex on stage?"
10) Barbque sauce
11) Sam and his hoe
12) "Jesus is wearing pink!!!"
13) He's Chinese because his daddy's Jesus.
14) Poop
15) "She's trying to fucking kill me."
16) Crusty Crayon
17) Gambit is a man hoe.
18) SPIDER MONKEY!!!
19) She's about to fall out AND he's about to fall out.
20) "I think they put them on upside down..."
21) "We have to rewind... I mean, fast-forward!"
22) The Pause Button
23) The dolphin move
24) ZOOM!!!
25) Retard machine
26) "I went to church and God smited me with Patrick."
27) Hoe-boy
28) "... rigged erec...elections..."
29) "It's sticky... play with it."

Just Click On It

http://www.misplacedplanet.com/brains/brains_qt_hi.html

Okay, so a friend sent this to me today, and I died laughing. It's so stupid, yet so frickin' hilarious that I had to post it here.

Oh, and make sure you watch after the credits, because it doesn't end where you think it does.

February 2008

Hehehe... oh, it's starting again.

1) Do 2:59 and 3:00 AM fuck each other? Cause they're always right next to each other... Is that where other numbers come from? Would they have 3:01? And if 3:00 and 3:01 fucked, would they have 3:02? Is that all time is, just fucking? Does that mean that all we should do is fuck?
2) I have one, but it's small.
3) "She wants to be a pirate so she can get booty all the time."
4) There are so many of them, they don't have money for condoms.
5) "He's got numchuck nuts."
6) 2:59 and 3:00 fuck, and they get 9:00 in the afternoon and then they make a video and you get Panic At The Disco in thermal underwear
7) What's the purpose of having a package if you can't open it?
8) Do short men have better sex?(Suppose I should mention that until this point, it was one drunk person saying all this... one very drunk person)
9) Like I wouldn't fish it out...
10) Party Favors
11) Good boy.
12) The zipper's in the back.
13) I had to switch hands.
14) Okay, so apparently if you try to use one of those flashing picture thingies as a background, you end up with a crotch shot.
15) The gas log story was a lie... an atheist did it.
16) "You guys are my alias... wait, alibi."
17) "I'm a special edition... only ten dollars. No, $9.95. You can find me in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. I'm for a limited time only."
18) It's Target porno!!

The Shock Sets In

I just... I can't believe it. Heath Ledger... dead. I mean, he's the same age as my brother and sister. He's not supposed to be dead, he's supposed to be having the time of his life, playing with his little girl and acting his heart out.

I don't know that I can swallow the idea of it being a drug overdose... he always seemed so together. I mean, if he was into that kind of crap, wouldn't someone have noticed? Wouldn't someone have tried to get him some help? That idea just doesn't sit right with me.

I just pray that it wasn't suicide; I can't stand the thought of suicide right now (long story behind that one... I might explain if you ask nicely. But it doesn't have anything to do with it being a sin, I promise). He had so much to live for, and he was in the middle of a movie. It just doesn't make sense.

The Inside Jokes List: January 2008... so far, anyway.

OK, so I'm mostly just posting some of the crazy inside jokes that have come up this year so that I can remember them. If you don't get it, then you obviously weren't there... and if you weren't there but you get it, you're pretty freakin' awesome.

1) What size girl pants?
2) Dude, I've got $10
3) No, the Snappers ladies say I'm gifted.
4) The Epileptic Penguin
5) The Man-Hoes
6) Frank grabbed my ass.
7) Why are Jeremy and Josh grabbing my hair?!
8) Umm, maybe you should look where you're grabbing.
9) Chistery, Chislet... same difference. (In case you're wondering, Chistery is really the flying monkey in "Wicked")
10) The "Guilty Pleasure" dance (only because we do it all the time and no one knows what the heck it's all about)
11) The Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom story (McDonalds ball pit, in front of Reames's office, a glass elevator, etc.)
12) "Crap, I have to kill Leigh tonight." (don't ask)
13) Adam the Amazing
14) The kitchen table
15) Reshoot
16) Gutter dive!
17) Little Joe
18) Pedistache
19) The Spider Monkey
20) "Come back!!" (And oh, there is video of this one)
21) Chris is his own adjective.
22) Rephrase
23) The posters don't have to be straight... they could be bi-sexual
24) The rewrites of "Tradition" ("Addiction") and "Oklahoma" ("Homosexuals")
25) The All-Amazing Namer of the Man Pillows
26) Syndney, Tracy, Vicky, and Lucy (aka The Three Amigos...)
27) Moffatt table #4
28) Screamo Anthony Rapp
29) Taylor is our diva
30) Screamo chipmunks
31) Naked Tyson
32) All guys are frogs because they have their own little tadpoles
33) It was the drummer, in the living room, with the rope.
34) The Jesus Trinity - Emo Jesus, Hippie Jesus, and Jazz Jesus
35) Dr. K's Theme Song
36) The Jumpy Trigger Pen
37) "You can wear a hat and still be naked."
38) The Constipated Dementor
39) Judas in the Amazing Technicolor She-Coat
40) "They turned off the lights because Reid's gonna glow 'cause he's Hippie Jesus."
41) "We have a harem of six guys... and three of them are gay."
42) "Beckett's grabbing Laura's butt again."
43) "Stop having orgasms, Alisha... at least I can constrain myself to just 'Hellooo, Hugh'."
44) JUDAS! The Rock Opera
45) "You know them drummers..."
46) Less is more (w/ hand gestures)
47) "Hello, Mr. Bach."
48) "She's sexing up my husband who happens to be gay."
49) Patrick came to visit a week early.
50) Emily's magical gas...oline.