February 2008
Hehehe... oh, it's starting again.
1) Do 2:59 and 3:00 AM fuck each other? Cause they're always right next to each other... Is that where other numbers come from? Would they have 3:01? And if 3:00 and 3:01 fucked, would they have 3:02? Is that all time is, just fucking? Does that mean that all we should do is fuck?
2) I have one, but it's small.
3) "She wants to be a pirate so she can get booty all the time."
4) There are so many of them, they don't have money for condoms.
5) "He's got numchuck nuts."
6) 2:59 and 3:00 fuck, and they get 9:00 in the afternoon and then they make a video and you get Panic At The Disco in thermal underwear
7) What's the purpose of having a package if you can't open it?
8) Do short men have better sex?(Suppose I should mention that until this point, it was one drunk person saying all this... one very drunk person)
9) Like I wouldn't fish it out...
10) Party Favors
11) Good boy.
12) The zipper's in the back.
13) I had to switch hands.
14) Okay, so apparently if you try to use one of those flashing picture thingies as a background, you end up with a crotch shot.
15) The gas log story was a lie... an atheist did it.
16) "You guys are my alias... wait, alibi."
17) "I'm a special edition... only ten dollars. No, $9.95. You can find me in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. I'm for a limited time only."
18) It's Target porno!!
